苍蝇被割成了双眼皮
有一天，中日美三国的三个厨师比谁的刀法准，便请来一位裁判，比赛割苍蝇。
第一位出场的是日本的厨师，只见“歘歘”两刀，两只苍蝇被割成了两半，裁判给打了80分。 第二位出场的是美国的厨师，只见“歘歘歘歘”四刀，两只苍蝇被割掉了翅膀，裁判给打了90分。 最后一位出场的事中国厨师，只见一到白光闪过，苍蝇仍在飞，裁判捉住苍蝇看了又看，给打了100分。 日美两位厨师不服气，便去找裁判评理，裁判说：“苍蝇被割成了双眼皮.”看过的网友还看了
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