首页 笑话大全 笑话连篇 英语 推理...

推理

前几天填表格需要用到学校英文简称,但是我不知道,便向同学打听。一仁兄自誉聪明过人,说到:“推理一下么!麻省理工叫什么来着?”答:“MIT! ”“那我们上海理工就是SHIT! ”

来源:本站原创
11 3 0
浏览下一个,笑话更精彩~

看过的网友还看了

A cat’s dictionary

purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.purrverse: poem about a strange kitty.purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.purrpetual:Ever...

查看原文
a man and E.T.

What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home

Distance from the accident

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches". "Wh...

查看原文
Not a dancer

A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. The man sold her a parakeet, and she took it home. There, she examined the bird and found out it had a br...

查看原文
苦命的 salesman

苦命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn"t interested because he hadn"t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indica...

查看原文
首页 报价 壁纸 论坛 应用