首页 笑话大全 笑话连篇 英语 推理...

推理

前几天填表格需要用到学校英文简称,但是我不知道,便向同学打听。一仁兄自誉聪明过人,说到:“推理一下么!麻省理工叫什么来着?”答:“MIT! ”“那我们上海理工就是SHIT! ”

来源:本站原创
11 3 0
浏览下一个,笑话更精彩~

看过的网友还看了

The story of the bats

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.One says, "Let‘s fly out of the cave and get some blood.""We‘re new here," says the second one."It‘s dark out, and we don‘...

查看原文
Charming Ending

Young Lady: " Your novel has a charming ending."Author: " What do you think of the opening chapters?" Young Lady: " I have not got to them yet!"...

查看原文
苦命的 salesman

苦命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn"t interested because he hadn"t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indica...

查看原文
The pre-birth class

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the ol...

查看原文
Pass out in shock

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what c...

查看原文
首页 报价 壁纸 论坛 应用