Flying near Athens
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What‘s that stuff on those hills?"
"Just snow," replied the stewardess. "That‘s what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."看过的网友还看了
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