A cat’s dictionary
purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
purrverse: poem about a strange kitty.purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.purrpetual:Everlasting love for domesticated felines.purrson: A male kitty.purrpetual motion:A kitty playing.看过的网友还看了
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