Worries about mad cow disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."The other cow replies, "I ain‘t worried, it don‘t affect us ducks."看过的网友还看了
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