搞笑的数字
有一的很有钱的人买了一部奔驰跑车，想要一个好的车号找了个熟人要了一个好车号是11544（动动我是是），买了以后很高兴。有一天在公路上开车前面有人踩了一下急刹车后面的车一不小心给撞上了，他很恼火下了车指着那个车的司机就问你瞎呀？没看见车吗？司机说看见了就是因为看见了才撞的。看见了还敢撞你看看我的车号是多少。司机说看了你在看看我的车号是多少。那个人一看44944（是是就是是）。
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第一个人应该是00544因为0叫做洞