New chemical warfare

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type.In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and ...

when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to learn more when im in uni...

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches". "Wh...

The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn‘t stop sucking his thumb, he‘d get fat.Two weeks late...

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That‘s easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.""What, what?" reasked...